Want to kiss someone today? You can do it right away! With proper timing and proper execution, our collection of best kissing pick up lines will help you get a free kiss in just a minute.
On this page, we’ve listed over 65 kissing pick up lines for both teens and adults. Choose the pick-up lines that best describe your mood right now. If you want to get a kiss while being funny at the same time, there’s a line for that below.
Just keep in mind that we are not in control of the reactions you may receive when attempting to use these kiss pick up lines. But hopefully, she or he will like your lines so you could get a free kiss.
Good luck! 😀
Best Kissing Pick Up Lines Ever
- Are you French? Can you give me a lesson on how to french kiss?
- Can we try the Australian kiss? It is kind of like a French kiss, but down under.
- I can’t stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
- Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
- Excuse me, but do these smiles come with kisses?
- I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
- Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
- I cannot taste my lips, would you be able to do it for me?
- Hey baby, how about some lip wrestling?
- If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
- Fuck me if I’m wrong, but you want to kiss me, right?
- I wish your hair was made of mistletoe, so I’d always have an excuse to kiss you.
- Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?
- I have one Irish friend. Other than that… kiss me.
Funny Kissing Pick Up Lines
- Don’t worry. If you kiss me, I won’t turn into a frog.
- Are you going to kiss me or am I just going to have to lie to my journal?
- I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss.
- Consider this your two-minute warning baby, before I kiss you.
- I will give you a kiss. If you don’t like it… You can return it.
- Do you know it’s unlucky to be so good looking and not have anyone to kiss at midnight?
- I’d stare into the heart of the Tardis for a kiss from you.
- I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.
- If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get you to kiss.
- Kissing is the language of love, so how about a conversation?
- I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.
- Kissing is good for your teeth. You have teeth, I have teeth, let’s upgrade?
- If being a crossroads demon is the way to score a kiss from you, then so be it.
- My lips are like the Blarney Stone – kiss them for good luck.
- If I can hit his windshield from up here, you owe me a kiss.
- If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.
- If I’m your valentine, every day you’ll get Hershey kisses… and a kiss.
- You’re so sweet, kissing you would give me diabetes.
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
- Your lips seem lonely. Do they like to meet mine?
- If you need to practice that stage kiss, I’m always here for you.
Kiss Me Pick Up Lines
- Kiss me, we’re both drunk and won’t remember it tomorrow.
- I just want someone to kiss me regardless of country of origin.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?
- I have skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?
- Kiss me in case I’m off-base. Be that as it may, Mt. Everest isn’t the highest mountain in the world, right?
- Kiss me! No, I’m not Irish, I just make out hard!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Guadalupe?
- I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I’ll bring you luck!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?
- If you’re going to continue being charming then you’ll need to kiss me, I’m sad I don’t make the principles.
- Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
- It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss?
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
- My friends call me Sugar Lips — wanna find out why?
- Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys the earth.
- Are you going to kiss me or am I simply must deceive my diary?
- Kiss me. I’m not Irish, but we can pretend.
- I’m not Irish, but you can still kiss me if you want.
- Screw me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?
- Sha-la-la-la-la-la don’t be scared, you got the moves prepared, you want to kiss me, girl.
- Kiss me goodnight and love me forever!
Other Good Kissing Pick Up Lines
- I can tie a cherry stem in a knot using only my tongue — wanna see?
- Are you going to vote with that thing, or let me kiss it?
- I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye, I wanted to kiss you goodnight.
- Got anyone to kiss at midnight?
- I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight.
- Meet me in the cornfield I’ll kiss you between the ears.
- Pardon me, however, do these grins accompany kisses?
- I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.
- Do you like that Katy Perry song: I Kissed A Girl.
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