If you are looking for lines to start a conversation with someone, ask for his/her number in a cute and unique way, or just want to make your friends laugh, then you are on the right page.
Our ultimate collection of pick up lines or chat up lines are perfect for any situation that requires fun.
Below, you’ll find the funniest, cheesiest or even dirtiest pick up lines ever. I must warn you, some of the pick up lines on this page are offensive so use them with caution.
Best Pick Up Lines Ever
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
I’m no photographer, but I picture us together.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Please call me Jack, but you can actually call me anytime.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
On a scale of 1 to America, How free are you tonight?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
There must be something very wrong with my eyes. I can’t seem to take them off of you.
Can I follow you home? ‘Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall… is to fall in love with me.
I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like He already did.
I must be in a museum. Because you truly are a work of art.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me EGGcited.
Aside from being extraordinarily beautiful, what else do you do for a living?
I think you’re good at puzzle. Because my day just started but you’ve completed it already.
If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Because mine seems to have been stolen.
Do you know someone who repairs or sells a watch? I think my watch is damaged. If I’m with you, my time stops.
I wish the alphabet would rearrange itself so that I could be next to U.
I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.
Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
Do you have a pencil? ‘Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
Summer is over because you are just about to fall for me.
Can you catch? ‘Cause I think I am falling in love with you!
I wish I were an octopus. In that way, I would have eight hands to touch you.
Guess what I’m wearing today? The smile you just gave me.
Are you a keyboard? ‘Cause you’re totally my type!
Are you the kind of guy who can look after himself or do you need a cute girl to take care of you?
Give me two seconds to check whether or not there are any cops around because I’m about to steal your heart.
If I were a kitty cat, I’d choose to spend all nine lives looking at you.
I know hello in several different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
I’m here now. What are your other two wishes?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow? Hint: It’s me.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because there is definitely a connection here.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
I’m following you everywhere now because we need to follow our dreams.
Where’d you get your license? You’ve been driving me crazy for the longest time.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look into the lens of your eyes, I feel compelled to smile.
I think I can die happy now. Cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
Do I know you? You look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I need to confess something. I’m a thief, here to steal your heart.
I’m curious what you do for a living – I mean besides being crazy sexy.
You’re a real health hazard. You’re so sweet you’ll be giving me diabetes soon.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
Let me tie your shoes. Cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
See these key? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Hi, I’m new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I’ve seen so far.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
You must be a high test score… Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
I need some answers to my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
If I were a traffic light, I’d turn red every time you wanted to cross, just so I could look at you for a bit longer.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with front cam)
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment. Want to help prove him wrong?
If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
I’m sorry, you owe me a drink. [Why?] You see, when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
Are you an interior designer? Because when you walked in, the entire room became beautiful.
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
You look so familiar. Didn’t we go to the same class at school? I could swear we had chemistry.
It’s not your breasts I’m staring at. I’m staring at your heart.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams!
Somebody better call God. Because heaven’s missing an angel!
Your hand looks so heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Someone should call the police. Because you just stole my heart!
No wonder the sky is grey today. All the blue is in your eyes.
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
You must be a ninja… Because you snuck into my heart.
You remind me of a magnet… Because you sure are attracting me over here!
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
Excuse me, Ma’am, do you know what time is it? I just wish to know the time that I fall in love with you.
Girl, you are reminding me of Cheese. I want you on everything.
Do you want to know the real reason why I hate Monday? It’s because I spend all day Sunday thinking about you and now I have to go to work to do that.
Do you know why they ring bells when it hits twelve o clock at midnight? It’s because someone is going to be married, and I heard that we make a great couple.
They say that Disney World is the “Happiest Place on Earth”. Obviously, they’ve never been in your arms.
Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ‘Cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
If we were ever together and grew apart, I would always come running right back to you because I’m just that loyal.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or does Cupid need to shoot you again with my love arrow?
There was no color in the world until I met you. It must be dark outside. ‘Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
See this keys? I wish I had one for your heart.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
I am developing astigmatism. But when I’m with you I can see clearer.
Are you lost, Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I’d like to find another doctor. Why? Because I’ve got a crush on you. Would you like to grab lunch sometime?
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am still living, but heaven has been brought to me.
I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.
Funny Pick Up Lines
If you were boogers, I’d pick you first.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something – my jaw!
You must be a keyboard because you’re just my type.
Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
How is your fever? ‘Cause you just look hot to me.
Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I must be dancing with the devil… Because you’re hot as hell.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.
If it weren’t for that damned sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
If you were a burger at MacDonald’s, you’d be a McHot!
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Do you care for raisins? OK, what about a date then?
My friends bet me that I wouldn’t get to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Shall we buy some drinks with their money?
Excuse me, were you talking to me? [No] Oh well, you can start now.
Looks like you dropped something… My jaw!
Let me read you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on the palm.] There. Your future is clear.
You’re hotter than donut grease.
Baby, you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
How was heaven when you left it?
You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Is уоur nаmе Summer? Bесаuѕе уоu аrе hоt аѕ hell.
I’m sorry, but baby, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Somebody Call God! ‘Coz Heaven is missing an angel.
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.
I’m not actually this tall, I’m sitting on my wallet.
Stop, drop and roll. Baby, You are on fire.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
I’m going to write a book about you because you are fine print.
Weren’t you on America’s next top model? Oh, you could be.
You deserve a crown on your head and a diamond necklace because you are such a good looking queen. We should go to the jewelry store and get you all of that and a diamond ring to match it and show people that you’re mine.
Did you see the girl who tripped on the stairs outside? Yeah, she was totally into me but I told her I liked you.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
There was a huge snow blanket that hit the town late last night. Do you want to go outside and build things like snowmen and snow houses? You can be the momma and I can be your daddy.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Baby, when I saw you sit down, I got jealous of the chair.
Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!
Hey, my parents need your number because they need to know where I’m going to be tonight.
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am alive, and heaven has come to me.
Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found my treasure.
You look really hot! You must be the real reason for global warming.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I have one Irish friend. Other than that… kiss me.
Don’t worry. If you kiss me, I won’t turn into a frog.
Are you going to kiss me or am I just going to have to lie to my journal?
I will give you a kiss. If you don’t like it… You can return it.
Kissing is good for your teeth. You have teeth, I have teeth, let’s upgrade?
You’re so sweet, kissing you would give me diabetes.
Kissing is a language of love… so how about a conversation?
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
Your lips seem lonely. Do they like to meet mine?
If you need to practice that stage kiss, I’m always here for you.
Kiss me, we’re both drunk and won’t remember it tomorrow.
My friends call me Sugar Lips — wanna find out why?
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys the earth.
Kiss me. I’m not Irish, but we can pretend.
I’m not Irish, but you can still kiss me if you want.
I can tie a cherry stem in a knot using only my tongue — wanna see?
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.
Do you like that Katy Perry song: I Kissed A Girl.
I just want to tell you that my love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection!
I’m jealous of your stethoscope. I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Please don’t be too sweet. I might get Diabetes!
Are you a horror movie? Because when I see you, my heart beats so fast.
Dirty Pick Up Lines
You’re like a Pringle. Once I pop you, I just can’t stop.
Wanna come back to my room and see my one eye pad?
Who’s watching the Watcher? No one ’cause I’ll be banging you.
I’m like Boomerang, one time around and I’m back for more.
Want to see my Uru hammer?
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want some more.
I’m no Wilma Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Do you like my dress? I bet it would look better on your floor.
Are you a fireman? Because you turn the hoes on.
Did you get those jeans on sale? Because in my room they’d be 100% off.
I don’t have a library card. You mind if I check you out?
Wow, you must be a real dictator because I’m experiencing an uprising.
Someone vacuum my lap. I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
I’m no weatherman but I think you can definitely expect quite a few inches tonight.
Do you like subway? How about my footlong?
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Hi cupcake, I’m sure you taste really sweet!
Hey sexy, you must be from Ireland too! Because my penis is Dublin.
Will you be my “alentine”? You can give me the “V” later tonight.
I hope you own an elevator because I’d love to ride up and down your shaft.
I’m not too handy… do you think you could come to my place and teach me how to work with your tool?
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I’ll show you my clam.
If you have the hotdog, I have the hallway.
I have a bad allergy reaction whenever I’m near a cat. But girl I’m so close to getting some of your pussy and I’m still here feeling fine.
Hey, do you wanna get laid tonight?
You have big feet! Can I find out if what people say is true?
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.
I’m easy, but it looks like you are hard. Didn’t I see you on the cover of GQ?
Don’t worry, I don’t get emotionally involved. It’s just physical.
Your body’s name must be visa; because it’s everywhere I want to be.
If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
If you were an indoor jacuzzi I would love to see you get wet and then get all up inside you to see how hot you are.
There are so many different foods out there to try and eat. You look like a woman who loves to drink cheese, you want a taste of some of mine?
If you were a mop I would use you to clean my dirty floors all night long and dip you in my dirty water afterward.
I found a new gym. It’s called My Bed, and it’s free to join.
Are you a waitress? ‘Cause I want to put my tip in your box.
I’m like a good thriller; once I start, you won’t want me to stop.
I’ll be a Jane around the house but a Bertha in bed.
Would you like to peek at my hardcover?
I like paper and you like Kindle. So let’s get together, baby, and start a fire.
It would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don’t let me take you out.
I’d like to end your Age of Innocence.
Girl, we’re the Beautiful and the Damned, you’re beautiful and I’ll be damned if you don’t let me buy you a drink.
The Sun isn’t the only thing around here that Also Rises.
If you come back to my place, I’ll show you my Man-Thing.
I have a pet dragon at home. Care to check it out?
Be a Ghost Rider and hop on my hog.
I’m like the Leader because I think with my big head. It has big veins too!
I have a Catwoman outfit at home. Will you come home with me and try it on? Please?
If I were the Rhino, you could hang on to my large horn.
You’ll need Damage Control after a night with me.
Are you French? Can you give me a lesson how to french kiss?
Can we try the Australian kiss? It is kind of like a French kiss, but down under.
I can’t stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
I cannot taste my lips, would you be able to do it for me?
Hey baby, how about some lip wrestling?
If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but you want to kiss me, right?
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss.
Consider this your two-minute warning baby, before I kiss you.
Do you know it’s unlucky to be so good looking and not have anyone to kiss at midnight?
Kissing is the language of love, so how about a conversation?
I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.
Screw me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
You’re like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotness everywhere.
Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da–licious!
Do you want to work with me to convert our potential energy into kinetic energy?
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second. Mind if I join in?
Are you chloroplast? Because you’d be good on my stem.
Chemists do it on the table periodically.
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You must be auxin. Because you’re causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.
If only you and I could form a redox cell, the potential between us would be mighty high.
Let’s find our combined volume by displacing the liquid in my waterbed.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Don’t you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.
My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Are you a urologist? Because I want you inside me.
I’m a medic, I know your body better than you do!
Do you have SARS? Because I’d like to check you out.
Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.
Cute Pick Up Lines
Is your name Google? ‘Cause you’ve got all the stuff I’m lookin’ for.
Let’s flip a coin. Head’s you are mine, tails I’m yours.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
I’ve forgotten my phone number, can I have yours?
Hi, I’m new in town, can I get some directions to your place?
I know somebody who likes you a lot, and I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
Roses are blue and violets are red, those two are opposite and we attract each other instead.
You are so fine. I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
Please call an ambulance. Your beauty is killing me!
What time do you have to be back in heaven? Cause you look like an angel.
I seem to have lost my telephone number. Do you think I could have yours?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
Is your dad a jewel thief? Because you’re a real gem.
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house, please?
There are 20 angels in the world. 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
I was so struck with you that I ran quite hard into that wall over there. So I’ll need your name and number for the insurance company.
Can you please give me your number? I’d like to call you and apologize for my intrusion.
Ouch! My tooth hurts! Because you are so sweet!
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? And would you like to?
I’m sorry, could you please help me fix my phone? It doesn’t appear to have your number.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
There must be a light switch on my forehead. Because every time I see you, you turn me on!
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
You’re so attractive that my phone gets hot just from talking to you.
You’re not a vegetarian, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.
Are your parent’s bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
I blame you for global warming. Your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
If I let you pinch me then you’d see that I was made out of boyfriend material.
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
Excuse me but someone has just struck my heart with an arrow. I can’t help but ask you out and don’t be heartless and put another one in it.
You’re so perfect and easy to handle they must have made Barbie after you.
Excuse me, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Is that the sun coming up… or is that just you lighting up my world?
Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her, “I just met the man/woman of my dream”.
We should get some coffee… Because I’m liking you a latte.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you!
Your eyes are blue like the ocean, and I’m lost at sea!
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors and even death! So for my health and yours. JUST SAY YES!
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Excuse me, but do these smiles come with kisses?
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get you kiss.
If you’re going to continue being charming then you’ll need to kiss me, I’m sad I don’t make the principles.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Boy, you’re hot.
Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how beautiful you look right now?
The only thing your gorgeous eyes haven’t told me is what your name is, Darling.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
Are you a microwave oven? ‘Cause you melt my heart.
Sweet Pick Up Lines
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Out of all the things I could change about you it’d have to be your last name.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I bought you a dozen roses! 11 are real and 1 is artificial and I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
Hey, are you in any kind of religion? Because you’re the answer to all of my prayers right now.
If the universe didn’t have any gravity at all, I’d still fall for you.
I just had to talk to you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I wish your hair was made of mistletoe, so I’d always have an excuse to kiss you.
If I’m your valentine, every day you’ll get Hershey kisses… and a kiss.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Hi, I’ve lost my teddy, do you think you could cuddle with me instead?
If you were a tear in my eye… I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Corny Pick Up Lines
Pinch me. You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life!
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so dope!
Are we related? Do you want to be?
What’s your name? Because I’ll be screaming it all night long.
Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If you were a shoe then you’d be Nike and we’d just do it.
My lips are like the Blarney Stone – kiss them for good luck.
If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.
I just want someone to kiss me regardless of country of origin.
I have skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Kiss me in case I’m off-base. Be that as it may, Mt. Everest isn’t the highest mountain in the world, right?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Guadalupe?
I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I’ll bring you luck!
Sha-la-la-la-la-la don’t be scared, you got the moves prepared, you want to kiss me, girl.
Are you going to vote with that thing, or let me kiss it?
I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye, I wanted to kiss you goodnight.
Got anyone to kiss at midnight?
Meet me in the cornfield I’ll kiss you between the ears.
Look, I’m dying here! I need a life! Please lower your standards and go out with me if you want me to survive.
I might need life alert. Because I’ve fallen in love with you and can’t get up.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
Babe, I want to dissect your brain to see if you’re thinking of me too!
Can I take your temperature? Because you’re looking hot today.
Are you tired? ‘Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
One-liner Pick Up Lines
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae!
Want to share a cab… back to mine?
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me!
You look like my next ex-boyfriend.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If the earth had no gravity, I’d still fall for you.
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
If you want me, don’t shake me, or wake me, just take me.
If you’re advertising, I’m buying!
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
You’re like Mastercard – absolutely priceless.
You are the reason for men falling in love.
Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.
You’re the narrator of my story because you’re the only one I listen to.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I want to live in your socks so I will be with you every step of your life.
I hope you know CPR cause you take my breath away!
Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple.
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
If you were a potato, you would be sweet.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
I’d stare into the heart of the Tardis for a kiss from you.
I envy the coffee cup that kisses your lips every morning.
Kiss me goodnight and love me forever!
I don’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
You are so sweet that you are giving me a toothache.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Are you religious? Because you’re an answer to my biggest prayers!
I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You must be Egyptian… because I’m a slave for you.
The word says to “give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry”, so how about dinner tonight?
You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.
If we were around with Noah… then you + me = pair!
So I was reading the book of Numbers the other day and realized I don’t have yours.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed and here you are.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Are you related to Abraham’s nephew? Because I like you a LOT.
The books of the Bible are Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deu-you-want to go out with me?
The Lord taketh away… and the Lord… giveth me to you.
I guard my heart. You just set off my security alarm.
You make me want to be a better Christian.
I know you’ve sinned. Thou shalt not steal… my heart… but you just did.
Would it be breaking the 8th commandment if I stole your heart?
Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… because he never met you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.
I don’t know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents’ basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Hi, I’m Will, God’s will!
Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.
I’d marry Leah if it meant I’d also get to marry you.
Your name must be Milk or Honey… ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
If Eve was tempted by an apple, then you must be my fruit.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing.
Are you looking for a knight in shining armour? I just happen to be wearing the armour of God
Ecclesiastics 3:11 says God has made everything beautiful in its own time… So, I guess your time.
Hey girl, whenever I read Proverb 31, I think about you.
King Solomon may have been wise… but I’m more of a one-wife guy myself.
I’d make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Proverbs says that whoever gives an honest answer kisses the lips. Feel free to shower me with honesty!
Just call me Pharaoh because I won’t let you go!
You remind me of David and his slingshot because you’re a knockout.
I would say God bless you but it looks like He already has.
1st Corinthians Chapter 13 is really a prophecy about me and you.
Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!
Since I love God and… You love God… We should love each other.
It took God seven days to make the world but it’ll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Are you one of Job’s daughters? Because you’re twice as beautiful as any other girl I’ve ever seen.
I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
You must be a Bible verse… Because I can’t stop memorizing you.
Don’t walk away. You may not think I’m perfect but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.
Jesus loves me, one day you will too!
The Bible says to think about whatever is pure and lovely. So I’ve been thinking about you all day.
Oh, I’m sorry. I was just admiring God’s creation
If you held 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things God made.
We talk a lot about being Spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
I didn’t know angels flew this low.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I know the Way, the Truth, the Life… and a nice restaurant we can go to!
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
Are you saved? Cuz I’d like to spend eternity with you.
Here I am, the answer to your prayers.
I was wondering if you would walk to the altar with me… let’s hold hands though.
How’s your walk with the Lord? Let’s share our hearts.
I know Paul says that it’s better to stay single, but ever since I met you I knew that would be impossible for me.
I’d leave 99 sheep behind to come and find you.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You are the second greatest thing to ever happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
You are perfect, except with all the sin.
Bathsheba had nothing on you.
God is good all the time! But you also look good all the time.
I’d give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus, so you can have my number instead.
My friend told me to come meet you, he said you are a really nice person. I think you know him, Jesus, yeah that’s his name.
With God all things are possible, so does that mean I have a chance with you?
Pick Up Lines
Are we both robots with magnetic charges? Because it looks like I’m only attracted to you.
I would endure a Dan Brown novel if that’s what it took to win your heart.
If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print!
My love for you will last longer than a sentence written by Faulkner.
I like books, you like books, why don’t we start writing the story of us?
I don’t care if you’re Team Peeta or Team Gale. My love for you is no (hunger) game.
I’m looking for a Malcolm Gladwell fan who can get me over the tipping point in the blink of an eye.
You must be my Patronus because until you were near it felt like dementors were sucking away all my happiness.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure do Love Good.
I’m no Jane, but I’d Eyre on the side of saying I think you’re beautiful.
It’s funny that you’re reading Tennessee Williams since you’re the only 10 I see.
Fancy meeting you here. Just last night I filled out my Amazon wishlist and you were at the top.
Is your name Harriet? Cause I caught you spyin’ on me.
You’re like a best-seller list, and I’m like a book. I could be on you for weeks.
If you played Quidditch, you’d be a keeper.
Are you Five People? ‘Cause I just met you, and I’m in Heaven.
As I Lay Dying, my biggest regret was not telling you how beautiful you are.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I’m just going to say it: I’m Wilde about you.
Will you be the Tropic of Cancer to my Delta of Venus?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Forget the New Yorker. You’d make my 20 Under 40 list any day.
Can I have The Way of All Flesh with you?
I’d spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I’d spend every day with you.
Do you know how I can contact Sherlock Holmes? Because I need to solve the mystery of how to win your heart.
Welcome to my apartment — or, as the ladies like to call it, The Joy Luck Club.
I don’t need to go In Search of Lost Time — I know it’s the time I spent before I met you.
How about you and I re-write The Story of O together?
I’d Revisit your Brideshead anytime.
Can you help me? I’m in Search of all the Lost Time I spent checkin’ you out.
Girl, you raise my temperature way past Fahrenheit 451.
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues if you won’t give them your number, boy.
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I’d have a Secret Garden.
My love for you is Infinite, and I do not Jest.
I’m a Ravenclaw on the streets, but a Gryffindor between the sheets.
If you give me your number, I’ll live up to all your Great Expectations.
You may not be Miss Jean Brodie, but I can tell you’re in your Prime.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I’d only watch you.
Wanna go find us A Room of One’s Own?
I’d love you in all the times, including the Time of Cholera.
Watching you walk through those stacks is A Moveable Feast for the eyes.
Portnoy’s Complaint was that he didn’t get to see your fine behind.
Why don’t we Middlemarch right out of here and go get dinner?
I’d like to Catch 22 of you.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Tender is the Night you let me take you home.
It’s no wonder Big Brother’s watching you. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re 1984.
My Heart was a Lonely Hunter ’til I met you.
I’d Fight to go to a Club with you.
My friends call me Robert, but you can call me The Beowulf.
Have you lost weight? Your Lightness is Unbearable, and it’s doing something to my Being.
If you’d let me, baby, I’d Middlemarch you right on down the aisle.
Hey girl, don’t be The Stranger.
I would Thoreau-ly enjoy it if this library weren’t so Wald-en. Why don’t you get some fresh air and go out with me?
I want you to hold me and Never Let Me Go.
Can you say that one more time? I can’t hear you over the Sound and the Fury of my beating heart.
Hey, why don’t you let me bring you to Treasure Island?
I want to take your body to Wuthering Heights.
Call me Ishmael. When can I call you?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won’t go out with me?
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you, my heart was Gone with the Wind.
I hate to brag, but I have the biggest Philip K. Dick collection of books on Good Reads.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibilities. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I have ‘Great Expectations’ for our future tonight.
I know For Whom the Bell Tolls, so why don’t you call me sometime?
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
I wanna do Wild Things wherever you Are.
I’d never been Misérables waking up to your face.
You must be related to the Flash… Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
My heat vision must be malfunctioning because you’re smokin’.Are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart. (Iron Man)
The ladies like to call me Mr. Fantastic. Care to find out why?
Do you want to cause some mischief? I consider myself to be the god of mischief. You don’t want everyone to know? Don’t worry, we’ll keep it low-key.
Are you Superman? Because man, you’re stealing my heart.
I’m a member of an exclusive secret society. Wanna be my Black Queen?
My shield can block anything, but it couldn’t block you from finding a way to my heart. (Captain America)
Every Spiderman needs that special Spider-Woman if you know what I mean?
My mutant ability is known to make a woman scream like Banshee.
Hi, my name’s Peter. Is your name Gwen? Because I promise I’ll make you fall for me.
I heard Daredevil went blind after looking at you for too long.
If I was Catwoman, the first thing I would steal is your heart.
You’re the bulls-eye, and my arrow never misses. (Hawkeye)
I think I need an arc reactor. Are you a piece of shrapnel? Because I am having trouble keeping you out of my heart.
Your mutant ability must be to change your skin into mirrors ’cause baby I can see myself in you.
Are you an Amazonian princess? Because I Wonder, Woman, if I could get your number.
I was frozen in ice for decades… Want to help me warm up? (Captain America)
You can experiment on me just like the Weapon X program did on Wolverine.
Do you know what my name is? It might be Nightcrawler. Because if you don’t give me your number, I’ll be feeling blue.
You really caught my eye. (Nick Fury)
Please don’t become the Invisible Woman. It would be a crime if no one could see you.
I better call Professor X. He’s obviously missing one of the good guys.
Did you just survive a tangle with Johnny Storm? Cuz you’re super hot.
They don’t call me incredible for nothing. (Hulk)
Hi, I’m Scott Summers. Even though I’m known as Cyclops, I actually have two eyes, and I can’t take either of them off of you.
I may be a god, but you’re a full-on goddess. (Thor)
Are you Warren Worthington the third? Because you look like an Angel.
I’m really sad. I don’t know if you’ve heard the news, but Wolverine’s days are numbered, and it would sure make me feel better if I could get yours.
What do you and Johnny Storm have in common? You’re both hot!
Is your boyfriend the Hulk? Because I’m already green with envy.
You’re as striking as a bolt of a lightning cast from the hand of a goddess.
Wham, bam, SHAZAM! Now can I have your number?
If you were mine, I’d keep you in mint condition.
Odin must have put a spell on me because I’ve reached Valhalla.
Girls want to date Batman but every girl wants a Superman in bed.
I’m like Boomerang, one time around and I’m back for more.
Don’t worry babe, it won’t be spider webs that I’ll shoot in your eye.
I am a superhero and I’ll patrol your block all night long.
You’ll think that you’re in a comic book because being with me is like an Amazing Fantasy come true.
I’m like the Absorbing Man, once I touch you I turn to stone.
You can call me Set. There may only be one snake but it’ll feel like seven to you.
I’m no Captain Marvel but you’ll sure be yelling SHAZAM!
I used my pocket Cerebro and it pointed me right to you.
I’ll take you to the Maxx and I’ll show you my white Isz.
If I were Iceman, I couldn’t stand next to someone as hot as you.
You must be the Human Torch because you’re on fire!
I should call you Polaris because we have one hell of an attraction.
Let me be your Puppet Master and I’ll pull all the right strings.
You’ll have to join the New Warriors because you’ll be bouncing around the room like Speedball.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
I want to stick to you like glucose.
I know the white coat, stethoscope and books are your life—are you willing to be my wife?
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.
My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
A life without you would be like a computer without an OS.
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I hear you’re good at algebra. Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Medical/Chemistry Pick Up Lines
You are the Higgs boson particle of my life. Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter”.
Are you a mix of oxygen and potassium? ‘Cause I think you’re OK.
You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
Are you Zeff? Because you are one force of attraction.
You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s. Because you’re unforgettable.
You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.
You must be copper because I always CU in my dreams.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Do you want to know why RNA is my favorite nucleic acid? It is because it has U in you.
You’re so cool, molecules stop in your presence.
Excuse me, have you lost an electron? Because you are positively attractive!
You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You’re the center of my nucleus.
Hey baby, I’ve got my ion you!
I have mass you have mass, there’s an attraction between us.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Are you a mix of oxygen and potassium? ‘Cause I think you’re O K.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
You’re such a Bohr. You need a shot of Flourine-Uranium-Nitrogen (FUN).
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You are like a proton in my core—without you, I could never be the same.
Are you a scientist? Because I Lab you.
Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together.
Do you know that you are Sodium and I am H2O? Because wherever you go, I go.
I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.
If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
Let’s get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.
If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive.
My favorite element is Uranium because I love U.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is the attraction.
You are like a proton in my core… Without you, I could never be the same.
When I’m near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Your PH must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
You’re an alcohol and I’m your ketone. I’ll protect you from the Grignards of life.
You’re even sweeter than aspartame.
Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You must be a positive ion, and I am a negative ion. Because we feel an attraction between us.
I’m Magnesium and you’re my oxygen: I light up when I’m with you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.
I think that you and I could keep each other in check like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238.
Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Honey, we’re a galvanic cell. Can’t you feel the electricity flowing between us?
You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way.
Our relationship is like caesium. Explosive.
I think that you are hotter than sulfur hydroxide that is mixed with ethyl acetate.
My name? It’s Bond. Covalent Bond.
You look sweeter than 3.14.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
You must be vaporizing from a solid state because I think you are sublime.
You are the sodium to my chloride.
I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.
Wanna make myelin and round yourself around me?
My feeling for you has reached a new developmental milestone: object permanence.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
You must be a neuron. Because you’ve got some action potential.
You’re pullin’ on my chordae tendineae and it hurts so good.
I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Are you a ventromedial nucleus lesion? Because you leave me insatiable.
You must be red blood cell. Because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart.
Are you a conditioned stimulus? ‘Cause you’re making me drool.
You’re like an inflamed appendix. I don’t know what to do with you, but my gut feels I should take you out.
Your name is wrapped around my heart like a coronary artery.
Use the stethoscope. What does your heart say?
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar.
Forget the MRI, I can perform a full scan with a yet stronger force!
You can call me transaminase because I plan on making you, a-mine.
You must be beta brain waves cause you’re on in my head when I’m awake and when I’m dreaming.
Trust your heart with me, I’m a cardiologist.
Hey baby, you look sad, would you like to get a Polymerization Chain Reaction going?
Was that vertigo? Or you just rocked my world?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you’re making me breathless.
Do you have bandages? My knee joints are falling for you.
Are you a “reticular activating system”? ‘Cause you’re the reason of my consciousness.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Are you the cause of my PUO (pyrexia of unknown origin)?
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
My DNA has got mutated; it no longer has A, T, G and C, but only U, U, U and U.
I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me? Smooth or rough?
I have given a whole gyrus of my brain to you. And it consists solely of you-rons.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Hey, is your name Phylum? Because you’re above class.
My heart is in fibrillation, will you be my defibrillator.
Anterior, posterior, superior, inferior, medial and lateral whichever way I look at you, you always look beautiful.
Everytime I see you, I elicit Wenckebach phenomenon.
You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
Hey baby, if I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Baby, you are so sweet that even my GLUT 2 transporters are at Vmax.
Hey girl, are you a ventricle repolarization? Because you are a QT.
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Hey, are you into methylation? Because my genes need some modification.
Infections are communicable, is your love too?
OK! Stop it and stop screwing with my vagus nerve supplying heart and causing arrhythmia.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
You are a cancer specialist—I am one too—we can be a malignant couple.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I am ADHD and you are my Ritalin. Because you make me want to behave and have my attention on you.
Are you a B-agonist? Because you just made my heart beat faster.
You must be the one for me since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? Because baby, you take my breath away.
I am hemophilic for you. Because you paint my town red!
You seem like an interesting case—can I investigate you?
Are you Anti-diuretic hormone? Cause you’re making me thirsty.
I hope your love for me is arterial. Because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You induce REM sleep in me. Its the way I dream us together.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You are as important as carbon dioxide to my breathing receptors.
Nucleus is blue, cytoplasm is pink, our love is true.
You must have an infinite half-life because I can’t get you out of my system.
My love for you always increases in the same way as positive feedback mechanism of oxytocin.
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have acute-phase.
I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Do you work out? Because your heart enzymes from your blood work indicate that you do.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you a functioning autonomic nervous system? ‘Cause you’re out of my league.
In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!
I wish I was your coronary artery so I would be wrapped around your heart.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
Hey, I’m a medullary thyroid carcinoma and you’re a pheochromocytoma. We’re MEN 2B.
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
Is your name Atropine? Cause you’re raising my heart rate.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Can we MEET and study together for NEET.
Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?
My heart beats for you—that’s why my ECG has a U wave.
You’re acid in my esophagus because you’re making my heart burn.
Is your name Neosporin? Because I’d like to rub you on my body.
Baby, you’re so hot that you denature my proteins!
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.
Girl do you have a severe case of plantar fasciitis ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby you make my heart race.
Baby, the way you look is really increasing my blood flow!
Every RBC in my blood has your name. I have lost blood—will you transfuse your love into me?
Are you fibrous pericardium? Because you just anchored my heart to yours.
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a subarachnoid hemorrhage from the impact.
My zygomaticus muscle contracts everytime I see you.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Whenever I’m with you I get apnea. Because you take my breath away.
Can I change your status from G0P0 to G1P1?
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
A and T, G and C make strong bonds like U and Me.
Can I be your ophthalmologist? ‘Cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Who needs a CPR when I have you?
Guyton, Ganong and Harper will be with you for a semester, I will be with you forever.
You are the GINA for my asthmatic being!
Are you my SA node? I can’t live without you because you are the reason why my heart keeps beating.
You are my antiseptic because you cure my wound; I am always wounded and scarred.
You have the finest, hottest, most beautiful zygomatic bones on the planet.
Sometimes you double my respiration rate, sometimes you stop it completely.
Girl, you’re like a benign lung polyp caused by a bronchial adenoma – you take my breath away.
You give me premature ventricular contractions.
MBBS is not for 4 years but 5.5 years, so that I can spend more time with you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You cause my dopamine neurons to increase its neurotransmitter release.
Stand a little closer, baby, and I’ll bring palpitations to your liver.
You must be stage 3 syphilis, cause I can’t get you out of my head.
You’re so hot that you myelinated my demyelinated nerves and cured my Multiple Sclerosis.
You’re like a tricuspid valve to me because you give me life.
When I see you my pupils dilate, a bolus of mucus is pushed down my esophagus via peristalsis, I get Hyperhidrosis and Tachycardia.
You make my dopamine levels all silly.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
You pump my heart like epinephrine.
You must be low-density lipoprotein cholesterol because you just stopped my heart.
Though we may be divided, together we are one.
What do you and a febrile patient have in common? You’re both hot.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Can I be your ophthalmologist? Cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
Better grab the AED. You just made my heart stop!
Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectile dysfunction.
You must be the one for me. Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Excuse me, nurse! Do you know how can I be an organ donor? I’d like to give my heart to you.
Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs, “I love you!”
You give me premature ventricular contractions. Because you make my heart skip a beat.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Your calves must be aching. Because you’ve been back-marching through my mind all day.
Is it just my olfactory or you just really smell good?
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Can you be my proximal? Because I don’t want to be distal to you.
Whenever I’m near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
I love the way you make me vasodilate.
Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.
Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Call a code blue, cause my heart stopped when I saw you.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery.
If I go into cardiac arrest, will you give me mouth to mouth?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Even a glimpse of you, increase the secretions from Substantia Nigra and Ventral Tegmental Area of my midbrain.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
I don’t want to play games. Like room temperature rice, my love for you will B. cereus.
Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
Keep talking… I’m diagnosing you.
Hey girl, you’re like a car accident, because I can’t look away.
Your stunning smile almost makes me asystole just now.
I’ll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
Mean/Worst Pick Up Lines
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I suffer from amnesia, do I come here often?
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I’d be drunker, and you’d look better.
Weren’t you on America’s Most Wanted last night?
You don’t have to do your makeup, I can do it for you. It’ll save you a lot of time and I love having around girls who look like clowns anyways. I have a fetish for them.
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly?
If being a crossroads demon is the way to score a kiss from you, then so be it.
If I can hit his windshield from up here, you owe me a kiss.
Kiss me! No, I’m not Irish, I just make out hard!
Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.
It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss?
Are you going to kiss me or am I simply must deceive my diary?
I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight.
Pardon me, however, do these grins accompany kisses?
Can a doctor sue me for breaking his finger during a prostate exam?