Knock Knock Jokes: 370+ Best Knock-knock Jokes of All Time

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Knock-knock jokes is a question and answer joke that usually ends in a pun. It’s a good conversation starter and it can also be used as an icebreaker.

Kids are not the only ones who enjoy knock-knock jokes, even adults. This is the reason why we decided to make this ultimate list of best knock-knock jokes of all time.

Enjoy! 🙂

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Best Knock Knock Jokes Ever

1. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Little Manuel
Little Manuel who?
I’m not crazy, I’m just a little Manuel, I know, right know you can’t tell
(Unwell by Matchbox Twenty)

2. Who’s there?
Little Manuel
Little Manuel who?
I’m not crazy, I’m just a little Manuel, I know, right know you can’t tell
(Unwell by Matchbox Twenty)

3. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
I’m a friend
I’m a friend who?
I’m a friend to fly
And I don’t know why?
(Fallin’ by Robert Klein)

4. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Thesis
Thesis who?
Thesis the moment, my final test
(This is the Moment by Frank Wildhorn and Leslie Bricusse)

5. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Joana
Joana who?
I Joana close my eyes
I Joanna fall asleep
Coz I miss you babe
(I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing by Aerosmith)

6. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Agatha
Agatha who?
Agatha feeling
That tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good, good night
(I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas)

7. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Eyewear gone
Eyewear gone who?
Eyewear gone into the midnight sun
(Faithfully by Journey)

8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool…

9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wheel.
Wheel who?
Wheel wheel
Wheel wheel rock you!

10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head!

11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin.

12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flea.
Flea who?
Flea blind mice.

14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!

15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quebec.
Quebec who?
Quebec to the end of the line!

16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree-wise men.

17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah happy new year!

18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands and dance the boogie!

19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter, who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly (fa-lalalala-lalala)

20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep, vroom vroom!

21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita little love and understanding.

22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow…

23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight?

24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey.
Hey who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it’s off to work we go!

25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sacha.
Sacha who?
Sacha lot of questions!

26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Udder.
Udder who?
Udder madness are these knock knock jokes!

27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe Lincoln.
Abe Lincoln who?
Abe Lincoln break in the strongest chain.

28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Actor.
Actor who?
Actor you, my dear sir.

29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger.

30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amma.
Amma who?
Amma not going to tell you!

31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl be glad to get to bed, I’m tired.

32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Argo.
Argo who?
Argo down the shops if you aren’t going to let me in!

33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock jokes for you!

34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!

35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?

36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Just how many aliens do you know?

37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play that game!

38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino every knock-knock joke there is.

39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we’re going to Miami.

41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!

42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome pizza to me, please.

43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs for breakfast, please!

44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dee.
Dee who?
Dee-licious cookies for sale!

45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Plato.
Plato who?
Plato fish and chips, please.

46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cannelloni.
Cannelloni who?
Cannelloni some money till next week?

47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wrestle.
Wrestle who?
Wrestle up some grub!

48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beecher.
Beecher who?
Beecher at any game you pick.

49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bellows.
Bellows who?
Bellows me money, have you seen him?

50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Handel.
Handel who?
Handel over your money, it’s a stick-up!

51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A Mayan.
A Mayan who?
A Mayan the way.

55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.

56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bison.
Bison who?
Bison girl scout cookies!

57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!

58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egbert.
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon please!

59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a poem but decided on a knock-knock joke instead.

60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soccer.
Soccer who?
Socc-ser in the drawer!

61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five!

62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back or I’ll shoot!

63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The kgb.
The kgb who?
The kgb will ask the questions around here!

64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yes you are!

65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?

66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood, mind if I come in for a chat?

67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock-knock joke.

68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

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69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow ten bucks.

70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.

72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!

73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe c d e f g h…

75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.

76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me today?

77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Is the bell working, I had to knock.

79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!

81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!

82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
What’s on tv tonight?

84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatcha doin’ and open the door.

85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.

86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!

87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!

89. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

90. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!

91. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash.

92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it’s overflowing!

93. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!

94. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe away, I’m not talking to you.

95. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!

96. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

97. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

98. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lee.
Lee who?
Lee me alone – I’ve got a headache!

99. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lock.
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!

100. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mango.
Mango who?
Mango to the door and just answer it!

101. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lego.
Lego who?
Lego of me and I’ll tell you!

102. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!

103. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference. Open the door!

104. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss the grandma!

105. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A pile-up.
A pile-up who?
Oh no, yuck!

106. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yetta.
Yetta who?
Yet another mosquito. Now seriously, what’s with the insect screen here?

107. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock knock jokes!

108. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you sick of these knock-knock jokes?

109. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi who, hidey ho, neighbor!

110. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shocking.
Shocking who?
Shocking you!

111. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess cut the talking and let me in.

112. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer!

113. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle who?
Fiddle make you happy I’ll tell you!

114. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maia.
Maia who?
Maiabilities are too great for such stupid jokes.

115. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Um, no thanks. Would it be morally wrong to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless guy?

116. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.

117. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip up my glass please, I’m thirsty!

118. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Passion.
Passion who?
Just passion by and thought I’d pop in!

119. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chase.
Chase who?
Chase me, I peed in your cereals.

120. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient parrot.
Impatient par…
Squawk!

121. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phone.
Phone who?
Phonely I’d known it was you!

122. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?

123. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiet tina.
Quiet tina who?
Quiet tina library!

124. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fossil.
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!

125. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding on your shoes before your trousers is a bad idea!

126. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quacker.
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I’m leaving!

127. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I’ll whack him.

128. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena bit closer and I will show you.

129. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam hand already hurts from all that knocking!

130. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ray.
Ray who?
Ray-member me?!

131. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fork.
Fork who?
Fork-get it, I’m leaving!

132. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!

133. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting raven.
Interrupt—
Caaww!

134. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rough.
Rough who?
Rough, rough, rough! It’s your dog!

135. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
France.
France who?
France of the family!

136. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Riot.
Riot who?
Riot on time here I am.

137. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Surely it’s pronounced Idaho?

138. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Russell.
Russell who?
Russell up something to eat, I’m starving!

139. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Garden.
Garden who?
Garden the treasure, it’s precious!

140. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester silly old man!

141. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sure would like you to open the door!

142. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Yacht to be able to recognize your own brother, surely!

143. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jim.
Jim who?
Jim mind if I come in?

144. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Java.
Java who?
Java dog in your house, I hear one barking!

145. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh who?
No seriously, Winnie the Pooh right now, let us in or it lands on your doormat!

146. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake? Just let me in!

147. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gino.
Gino who?
Gino me or not, now open the door!

148. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jam.
Jam who?
Jam mind, I’m trying to get in!

149. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?

150. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock, knock.

151. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aaahh.
Aaahh who?
A big bad wolf, apparently.

152. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goose.
Goose who?
Goose who’s knocking at your door again!
Knock, knock.

153. Who’s there?
Hockey.
Hockey who?
Hockey doesn’t work, so I had to knock!

154. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hand.
Hand who?
Handover your money!

155. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!

156. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda lady.
Yoda lady who?
Good job yodeling!

157. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To hunt somebody down.

158. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!

159. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth while you’re chewing!

160. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you for a long time.

161. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!

162. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

163. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Con—
Okay, now you say, “control freak who?”

164. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient co…
Moo!

165. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

166. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!

167. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?

168. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!

169. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?

170.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?

171. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not as old as.
Not as old as who?
Not as old as you!

172. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.

173. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?

174. Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
(remains silent)

175. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!

176. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.

177. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.

178. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

179. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!

180. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split!

181. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nuts.
Nuts who?
Nuthing, just hanging around.

182. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-d2, of course.

183. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pistachio.
Pistachio who?

184. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pistachio.
Pistachio who?

185. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you happy I didn’t say pistachio!

186. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?

187. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three’s a crowd!

188. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Comb your hair
Comb your hair who?
I wanna fall from the stars
Straight into your arms
I, I feel you
I hope you comb your hair
(Stars by Simply Red)

189. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Acid.
Acid who?
Acid be quiet!

190. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf the house, you’re not the owner anymore!

191. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Let’s barbie q!

192. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Short-term memory loss.
Short-term memory loss who?
Knock, knock!

193. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

194. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

195. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

196. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

197. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken Pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, there’s no point!

198. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
What, you expect a cabbage to have a last name or what?

199. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What is this, harry potter’s sanctuary for injured owls?

200. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Dammit, man, that is way too much information!

201. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal killer. Have you been naughty or good?

202. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sorry.
Sorry who?
Sorry wrong door!

203. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.

204. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O

205. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Well, that hurts.

206. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!

207. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Prism.
Prism who?
It’s the police. Open up or you’re going to prism!

208. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bruce.
Bruce who?
I bruce easily, don’t hit me !

209. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tad.
Tad who?
Tad’s all folks!

210. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Apollo.
Apollo who?
Apollogize!

211. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noel.
Noel who?
No, there is an l.

212. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cali.
Cali who?
California is over there.

213. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tim.
Tim who?
Tim you got scared!

214. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Troy.
Troy who?
Troy the bell instead!

215. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
UCI.
UCI who?
UCI had to knock because your doorbell didn’t work!

216. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fry.
Fry who?
Fryday.

217. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Comb.
Comb who?
Comb on down and I’ll tell you!

218. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yvette.
Yvette who?
Yvette helps a lot of animals!

219. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Odysseus.
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!

220. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
York.
York who?
York coming over to my place!

221. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buddha.
Buddha who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me!

222. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid quiet in there.

223. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect!

224. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bug.
Bug who?
Bugging you, that’s who!

225. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!

226. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho business.

227. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!

228. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s fragile!

229. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!

230. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Della.
Della who?
Delicatessen food gives me gas.

231. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!

232. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.

233. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!

234. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tullos.
Tullos who?
Tullos where you hide your jewelry!

235. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?

236. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Burglar.
Burglar who?
Burglars don’t knock!

237. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all the way here. Let me in already!

238. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

239. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

240. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alexplain everything once you’ve opened the door.

241. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

242. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.

243. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”

244. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

245.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!

246. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.

247. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!

248. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!

249. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!

250. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like!

251. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?

252. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?

253. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen all this knocking bother you already?

254. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

255. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?

256. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!

257. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
No, I’m asking for a glass of water. I want to drink.

258. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Keanu.
Keanu who?
Keanu let me in, it’s cold out here!

259. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

260. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

261. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Ooh, quite the existentialist I see.

262. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness gracious you’ve put on quite some weight.

263. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Four eggs.
Four eggs who?
Four eggsellent reasons, I wish that my identity remains concealed.

264. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
Oh, having an identity crisis, are you?

265. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Norway you’ll ever get laid when you’re that mistrustful.

266. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sweden.
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken.

267. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you asking?

268. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meg.
Meg who?
Meg up your mind – let me in!

269. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I smell a runnip.
I smell a runnip who?
Yeah, disgusting, isn’t it?

270. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be sad if you don’t let me in!

271. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ozzie.
Ozzie who?
Ozzie you later!

272. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
Omg. You said you will never forget.

273. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat tonight? My treat!

274. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

275. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ferdie.
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time open this door!

276. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza anybody?

277. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gerald.
Gerald who?
It’s Gerald friend from school!

278. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Surgeon.
Surgeon who?
Surgeon thou shalt find.

279. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?

280. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.

281. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cy.
Cy who?
Ah well.

282. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

283. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gandhi.
Gandhi who?
Gandhi come out and play?

284. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grandpa.
Oh my gosh! Somebody open the coffin quick!

285. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.

286. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hada.
Hada who?
Had a great time, how about you?

287. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Godiva.
Godiva who?
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?

288. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 15 minutes. Let me in!

289. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Loaf.
Loaf who?
I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.

290. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

291. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

292. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!

293. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip, who?
Phillip my bag with candy.

294. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Twit.
Twit who?
Did anyone else hear an owl?

295. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.

296. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?

297. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

298. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ohms!
Ohms who?
Sherlock ohms at your service!

299. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tooth.
Tooth who?
Tooth or dare!

300. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Bed you can’t guess who I am!

301. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!

302. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

303. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!

304. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!

305. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Utah.
Utah who?
Utah one who told me to knock!

306. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your mother coming home?

307. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Camelot is where king Arthur lived!

308. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Well, no thanks, I’m more of a google person.

309. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zany.
Zany who?
Zany body home?

310. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick your oven, I can smell burning!

311. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yugo.
Yugo who?
Yugo first, I’m right behind you!

312. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

313. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

314. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!

315. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tahiti.
Tahiti who?
Tahiti home run you have to be a swinger.

316. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw you!

317. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Crispin.
Crispin who?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

318. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell isn’t working again!

319. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Souperman!

320. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Calder.
Calder who?
Calder police-I’ve been robbed.

321. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit another crime, and we’ll throw away the key!

322. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rob.
Rob who?
Robbers are after me, open up!

323. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito.

324. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow point pretending you don’t know me.

325. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?

326. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

327. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

328. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.

329. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!

330. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You’ve seen that tv show?

331. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.

332. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask it’s a secret!

333. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!

334. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!

335. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!

336. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?

337. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!

338. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King tut.
King tut who?
King tut-key fried chicken!

339. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noise.
Noise who?
Noise to see you!

340. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Uncomfortable silence.
Uncomfortable silence who?
. . . .

341. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little boy.
A little boy who?
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.

342. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole neighborhood can hear!

343. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta la vista, gringo.

344. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Obi-wan.
Obi-wan who?
Obi-wan of the good guys!

345. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?

346. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Poll.
Poll who?
Police!

347. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m very well, thank you so much, and Hawaii you?

348. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rupert Pippslebum.
Rupert Pippslebum who?
And exactly how many Rupert Pippslebums do you know?

349. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
House.
House who?
House you doing?

350. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hip.
Hip who?
Hippopotamus.

351. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!

352. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

353. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!

354. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.

355. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.

356. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter I get my hands on you!

357. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

358. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Awe, I miss you too.

359. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?

360. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

361. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggcited to see me?

262. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Some day you’ll recognize me, hopefully.

363. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

364. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get through to you.

365. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yahoo! I’m just as psyched to see you!

366. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

367. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?

368. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

369. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Marry me?

370. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet’in you kiss me!

371. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be mine to cherish and to hold?

372. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion at your feet. Now have some heart and kiss me.

373. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grub.
Grub who?
Grub hold of my hand and let’s go!

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