Knock Knock Jokes: 50+ Tagalog Knock Knock Songs

Ang mga tagalog knock knock jokes na ito ay nilikom upang magamit bilang katuwaan sa mga kasiyahan ng mga Pilipino.

Mas lalong naging kilala ang knock knock jokes sa Pilipinas ng gamitin ito sa isang segment sa ‘Eat Bulaga!‘ (noontime variety show) kung saan ang mga hosts ay nagiging estudyante at iginu-grupo sa tigda-dalawa o tigta-tatlo na ang senaryo ay kagaya ng sa paaralan. May isang kunwaring propesor o propesora (host din) na magtatanong at ito naman ay sasagutin ng mga estudyante ng pakanta.

Isang salita o grupo ng mga salita ang kadalasang ginagamit sa mga tagalog knock knock jokes saka idinurugtong sa isang awitin at kung minsan ay isinasama o ginagawang pangungusap. Depende na sa magna-Knock! Knock! kung kakantahin n’ya ang sagot o gagawin n’yang pangungusap.

Sana ay magustuhan ninyo ang mga knock knock jokes na ito. 🙂

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Knock Knock Jokes Songs

*** 1 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Tiger Leon Pating Kambing
Tiger Leon Pating Kambing who?
Kailan (Kailan)
Kailan mo ba mapapansin ang aking lihim?
Tiger Leon Pating Kambing
Di mo pa rin pansin
(Kailan by MYMP)

*** 2 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Paniki.
Paniki who?
Oh Mickey, you’re so fine
You’re so fine, you blow my mind, Paniki, Paniki…
(Hey Mickey by Toni Basil)

*** 3 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
New Zealand!
New Zealand who?
New Zealand ka sa mundong ito, laking tuwa ng magulang mo…
(Anak by Fredie Aguilar)

*** 4 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ginabing kokey
Ginabing kokey who?
Just dance, Ginabing Kokey, dadadoodoom, Just dance
(Just dance by Lady Gaga)

*** 5 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Honda
Honda who?
Honda wings of love, up and above the clouds….
(On the Wings of Love by Regine Velasquez)

*** 6 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Bumili ng bagong folding bed
Bumili ng bagong folding bed who?
Oh baby, I know sometimes it gonna rain
But baby, can we make up now?
‘Cause I can’t sleep through the pain
(Can’t sleep through the pain)
Girl, I don’t wanna go to bed (mad at you)
Bumili ng bagong folding bed (mad at me)
(Mad by Ne-Yo)

*** 7 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nguso mo hanggang highway
Nguso mo hanggang highway who?
Nguso mo hanggang highway,
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air

(Hotel California by Eagles)

*** 8 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kamuning!
Kamuning who?
Kamuning get me, get me! Baby, I’m yours, Kamuning get me
(Get Me by MYMP)

*** 9 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ibulong mo kay tolits, bumili ng tide with bleach
Ibulong mo kay tolits, bumili ng tide with bleach, who?
Ibulong mo kay tolits
Bumili ng tide with bleach
Liwanag, liwanag sa dilim
Harapin mong magiting
Ang bagong awitin
Ikaw ang liwanag sa dilim
(Liwanag sa Dilim by Rivermaya)

*** 10 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato
Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato who?
New Yooooork! Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato
There’s nothing you can’t do… Now you’re in New York, New York, New York!
(New York by Alicia Keys)

*** 11 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sisig na hipon!
Sisig na hipon who?
Sisig na hipon, let’s get on down
Sige na, sige na, sige na, sige na, hah…
(Yugyugan Na by Pot)

*** 12 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Fire, Apoy
Fire Apoy Who?
Fire, Apoy
Even just for a day
I’d roll outta bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted and go
(If I Were a Boy by Beyoncé)

*** 13 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Soon to open Pan de Manila
Soon to open Pan de Manila who?
Uno dos tres, soon to open Pan de Manila….
(Un Dos Tres Maria By Ricky Martin)

*** 14 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Comb your hair
Comb your hair who?
I wanna fall from the stars
Straight into your arms
I, I feel you
I hope you comb your hair
(Stars by Simply Red)

*** 15 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga who?
Kung Lady Gaga ka sa piling ng iba
(Bakit by Imelda Papin)

*** 16 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Lasengga
Lasengga who?
All Lasengga ladies
(All Lasengga ladies)
All Lasengga ladies
(All Lasengga ladies)
All Lasengga ladies
(All Lasengga ladies)
All Lasengga ladies
Now put your hands up
(Single Ladies by Beyoncé)

*** 17 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A toy a leaf
A toy a leaf who?
A toy a leaf in mo kahit hindi batid
Aaminin ko minsan ako’y manhid
(Alipin by Shamrock)

*** 18 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
7 + 7 + 7
7 + 7 + 7 who?
7 + 7 + 7… 21
7 + 7 + 7 You gotta ring the alarm
7 + 7 + 7 We 21
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
(Fire by 2ne1)

*** 19 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Solusyon
Solusyon who?
Solusyon, sa Visayas at sa Mindanao
Saan man sulok ng mundo
Makakasama nyo
Magbibigay saya sa bawat isa
At maghahatid ng kakaibang ligaya
(Wowowee by Willie Revillame)

*** 20 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dina Bonnevie, Gary V.
Dina Bonnevie, Gary V. who?
Dina Bonnevie my lover
You gotta Gary V. my friends
Make it last forever friendship never ends
(Wanna Be by Spice Girls)

*** 21 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Agatha
Agatha who?
Agatha feeling
That tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good, good night
(I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas)

*** 22 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Come back to me
Come back to me who?
Come back to me bok ang puso
Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito
(Kapag Tumibok Ang Puso by Donna Cruz)

*** 23 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Safari
Safari who?
I got my hands up,
They’re playin’ my song
I know I’m gonna be OK
Yeah, it’s Safari in the USA
Yeah, it’s Safari in the USA
(Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus)

*** 24 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hito
Hito who?
Hito ako oh
Basang-basa sa ulan ah
Walang masisilungan, walang malalapitan
(Basang-basa Sa Ulan by Aegis)

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*** 25 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Para, Mamang Taxi
Para, Mamang Taxi who?
I’m your biggest fan
I’ll follow you until you love me
Para, Mamang Taxi
(Paparazzi by Lady Gaga)

*** 26 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Pritong sawa, pritong mani, sinigang, karekare
Pritong sawa, pritong mani, sinigang, karekare who?
Pritong sawa,
Pritong mani,
Sinigang,
Karekare,
Hallelu hallelujah
(Hallelujah by Bamboo)

*** 27 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
I-autoload mo ‘ko. How much? Magkano?
I-autoload mo ‘ko. How much? Magkano? Who?
Nothing’s gonna change my love for you… I-autoload mo ‘ko. How much? Magkano?
(Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love For You by George Benson)

*** 28 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Juno
Juno who?
Juno it’s you babe
Giving me the courage and the strength I need…
(Babe I Love You by Piolo Pascual)

*** 29 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Isabaw mo sa kanin ang ihi ng kambing
Isabaw mo sa kanin ang ihi ng kambing who?
Isabaw mo sa kanin ang ihi ng kambing liwanag sa dilim!
(Liwanag sa Dilim by Rivermaya)

*** 30 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Taga Bitbit
Taga Bitit who?
Boom Boom Boom… Taga bitbit
Boom Boom Boom
(Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas)

*** 31 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Olongapo
Olongapo who?
Smack that, Olongapo!
Smack that, Olongapo!
(Smack That by Akon)

*** 32 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Inday
Inday who?
Inday will always love you
(I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston)

*** 33 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ay Dyusko
Ay dyusko who?
Ay Dyusko to say I love you
Ay dyusko to say how much I care
(I Just Called To Say I Love You by Stevie Wonder)

*** 34 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alfred
Alfred who?
Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly…
(Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson)

*** 35 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kabag Again
Kabag Again who?
Now i’m speechless, over the edge of this breathless
I never thought that I would catch this, kabag again
(Lovebug by Jonas Brothers)

*** 36 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong
Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong who?
Melon kangkong mais gulaman
Maari bang mag-talong?
(Nandito ako by Ariel Rivera)

*** 37 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
The Hill and Cow
The Hill and Cow who?
The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko
Ikaw ang nasa isip ko
(Dahil Ikaw by TrueFaith)

*** 38 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Honda
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
(The Twelve Days of Christmas)

*** 39 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Tuna Pie
Tuna Pie who?
Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall
For a chance to be with you i’d rather risk it all
Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may…
(Through The Fire by Chaka Khan)

*** 40 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
China
China who?
China…ika’y muling makita ko
Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo
(Kahit isang saglit by Martin Nievera)

*** 41 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mighty Mouse
Mighty Mouse who?
Mighty mouse outside Chicago
Can’t stop driving I don’t know why
(Someday We’ll Know by Mandy Moore)

*** 42 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Brunei
Brunei who?
May nagmamahal, aakay sa’yo
Aking Brunei ikaw ang nagbigay ng buhay ko
(Iingatan ka by Carol Banawa)

*** 43 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
What can be?
What can be who?
What can be? bitiw bigla
What can be? bitiw bigla
Higpitan lang ang yong kapit
(Bitiw by Sponge Cola)

*** 44 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Coca Cola
Coca Cola who?
Coca cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal
Di ka na muling mag-iisa
(Kung Ako na lang Sana by Bituin Escalante)

*** 45 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Little Manuel
Little Manuel who?
I’m not crazy, I’m just a little manuel, I know, right know you can’t tell
(Unwell by Matchbox Twenty)

*** 46 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
I’m a friend
I’m a friend who?
I’m a friend to fly
And I don’t know why?
(Fallin’ by Robert Klein)

*** 47 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Thesis
Thesis who?
Thesis the moment, my final test
(This is the Moment by Frank Wildhorn and Leslie Bricusse)

*** 48 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Joana
Joana who?
I Joana close my eyes
I Joanna fall asleep
Coz I miss you babe
(I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing by Aerosmith)

*** 49 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sinigang
Sinigang who?
Sinigang sandal ka lang
At wag mong pipigilan
(Sandalan by 6cyclemind)

*** 50 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Jiggly Puff Nag Evolve sa Wiggly Puff
Jiggly Puff Nag Evolve sa Wiggly Puff wHo?
Don’t Stop Jiggly Puff Nag Evolve sa Wiggly Puff
Tonight on the club
(Tick Tack by Kesha)

*** 51 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dyaryo
Dyaryo who?
Dyaryo
You are the reason why I Breathe
Dyaryo
You are the reason why I still believe…
You are my destiny
Dyaryo
(Jai Ho by Pussycat Dolls)

*** 52 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sa’min na
Sa’min na who?
Sa’min na mina eh eh
Waka waka eh eh!!!
(Waka Waka by Shakira)

*** 53 ***

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Eyewear gone
Eyewear gone who?
Eyewear gone into the midnight sun
(Faithfully by Journey)

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