Tagalog Knock Knock Jokes: 50+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes Songs

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Ang mga knock knock jokes na ito ay nilikom upang magamit bilang katuwaan sa mga kasiyahan ng mga Pilipino.

Mas lalong naging kilala ang knock knock jokes sa Pilipinas ng gamitin ito sa isang segment sa ‘Eat Bulaga!‘ (GMA noontime variety show) kung saan ang mga hosts ay nagbibihis estudyante at iginu-grupo sa tigda-dalawa o tigta-tatlo na ang senaryo ay kagaya ng sa paaralan. May isang kunwaring propesor o propesora (host din) na magtatanong at ito naman ay sasagutin ng mga estudyante ng pakanta.

Isang salita o grupo ng mga salita ang kadalasang ginagamit sa mga tagalog knock knock jokes saka idinurugtong sa isang awitin at kung minsan ay isinasama o ginagawang pangungusap. Depende na sa magna-knock, knock! kung kakantahin n’ya ang sagot o gagawin n’yang pangungusap.

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Knock Knock Jokes Songs

Narito ang mahigit limampung halimbawa ng mga tagalog knock knock jokes na pakanta.

  1. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Tiger Leon Pating Kambing
    Tiger Leon Pating Kambing who?
    Kailan (Kailan)
    Kailan mo ba mapapansin ang aking lihim?
    Tiger Leon Pating Kambing
    Di mo pa rin pansin
    (Kailan by MYMP)
  2. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Paniki.
    Paniki who?
    Oh Mickey, you’re so fine
    You’re so fine, you blow my mind, Paniki, Paniki…
    (Hey Mickey by Toni Basil)
  3. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    New Zealand!
    New Zealand who?
    New Zealand ka sa mundong ito, laking tuwa ng magulang mo…
    (Anak by Fredie Aguilar)
  4. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ginabing kokey
    Ginabing kokey who?
    Just dance, Ginabing Kokey, dadadoodoom, Just dance
    (Just dance by Lady Gaga)
  5. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Honda
    Honda who?
    Honda wings of love, up and above the clouds….
    (On the Wings of Love by Regine Velasquez)
  6. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Bumili ng bagong folding bed
    Bumili ng bagong folding bed who?
    Oh baby, I know sometimes it gonna rain
    But baby, can we make up now?
    ‘Cause I can’t sleep through the pain
    (Can’t sleep through the pain)
    Girl, I don’t wanna go to bed (mad at you)
    Bumili ng bagong folding bed (mad at me)
    (Mad by Ne-Yo)
  7. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Nguso mo hanggang highway
    Nguso mo hanggang highway who?
    Nguso mo hanggang highway,
    Cool wind in my hair
    Warm smell of colitas
    Rising up through the air

    (Hotel California by Eagles)
  8. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Kamuning!
    Kamuning who?
    Kamuning get me, get me! Baby, I’m yours, Kamuning get me
    (Get Me by MYMP)
  9. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ibulong mo kay tolits, bumili ng tide with bleach
    Ibulong mo kay tolits, bumili ng tide with bleach, who?
    Ibulong mo kay tolits
    Bumili ng tide with bleach
    Liwanag, liwanag sa dilim
    Harapin mong magiting
    Ang bagong awitin
    Ikaw ang liwanag sa dilim
    (Liwanag sa Dilim by Rivermaya)
  10. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato
    Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato who?
    New Yooooork! Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato
    There’s nothing you can’t do… Now you’re in New York, New York, New York!
    (New York by Alicia Keys)
  11. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Sisig na hipon!
    Sisig na hipon who?
    Sisig na hipon, let’s get on down
    Sige na, sige na, sige na, sige na, hah…
    (Yugyugan Na by Pot)
  12. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Fire, Apoy
    Fire Apoy Who?
    Fire, Apoy
    Even just for a day
    I’d roll outta bed in the morning
    And throw on what I wanted and go
    (If I Were a Boy by Beyoncé)
  13. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Soon to open Pan de Manila
    Soon to open Pan de Manila who?
    Uno dos tres, soon to open Pan de Manila….
    (Un Dos Tres Maria By Ricky Martin)
  14. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Comb your hair
    Comb your hair who?
    I wanna fall from the stars
    Straight into your arms
    I, I feel you
    I hope you comb your hair
    (Stars by Simply Red)
  15. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Lady Gaga
    Lady Gaga who?
    Kung Lady Gaga ka sa piling ng iba
    (Bakit by Imelda Papin)
  16. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Lasengga
    Lasengga who?
    All Lasengga ladies
    (All Lasengga ladies)
    All Lasengga ladies
    (All Lasengga ladies)
    All Lasengga ladies
    (All Lasengga ladies)
    All Lasengga ladies
    Now put your hands up
    (Single Ladies by Beyoncé)
  17. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    A toy a leaf
    A toy a leaf who?
    A toy a leaf in mo kahit hindi batid
    Aaminin ko minsan ako’y manhid
    (Alipin by Shamrock)
  18. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    7 + 7 + 7
    7 + 7 + 7 who?
    7 + 7 + 7… 21
    7 + 7 + 7 You gotta ring the alarm
    7 + 7 + 7 We 21
    Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
    (Fire by 2ne1)
  19. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Solusyon
    Solusyon who?
    Solusyon, sa Visayas at sa Mindanao
    Saan man sulok ng mundo
    Makakasama nyo
    Magbibigay saya sa bawat isa
    At maghahatid ng kakaibang ligaya
    (Wowowee by Willie Revillame)
  20. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Dina Bonnevie, Gary V.
    Dina Bonnevie, Gary V. who?
    Dina Bonnevie my lover
    You gotta Gary V. my friends
    Make it last forever friendship never ends
    (Wanna Be by Spice Girls)
  21. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Agatha
    Agatha who?
    Agatha feeling
    That tonight’s gonna be a good night
    That tonight’s gonna be a good night
    That tonight’s gonna be a good, good night
    (I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas)
  22. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Come back to me
    Come back to me who?
    Come back to me bok ang puso
    Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito
    (Kapag Tumibok Ang Puso by Donna Cruz)
  23. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Safari
    Safari who?
    I got my hands up,
    They’re playin’ my song
    I know I’m gonna be OK
    Yeah, it’s Safari in the USA
    Yeah, it’s Safari in the USA
    (Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus)
  24. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Hito
    Hito who?
    Hito ako oh
    Basang-basa sa ulan ah
    Walang masisilungan, walang malalapitan
    (Basang-basa Sa Ulan by Aegis)
  25. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Para, Mamang Taxi
    Para, Mamang Taxi who?
    I’m your biggest fan
    I’ll follow you until you love me
    Para, Mamang Taxi
    (Paparazzi by Lady Gaga)
  26. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Pritong sawa, pritong mani, sinigang, karekare
    Pritong sawa, pritong mani, sinigang, karekare who?
    Pritong sawa,
    Pritong mani,
    Sinigang,
    Karekare,
    Hallelu hallelujah
    (Hallelujah by Bamboo)
  27. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    I-autoload mo ‘ko. How much? Magkano?
    I-autoload mo ‘ko. How much? Magkano? Who?
    Nothing’s gonna change my love for you… I-autoload mo ‘ko. How much? Magkano?
    (Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love For You by George Benson)
  28. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Juno
    Juno who?
    Juno it’s you babe
    Giving me the courage and the strength I need…
    (Babe I Love You by Piolo Pascual)
  29. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Isabaw mo sa kanin ang ihi ng kambing
    Isabaw mo sa kanin ang ihi ng kambing who?
    Isabaw mo sa kanin ang ihi ng kambing liwanag sa dilim!
    (Liwanag sa Dilim by Rivermaya)
  30. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Taga Bitbit
    Taga Bitit who?
    Boom Boom Boom… Taga bitbit
    Boom Boom Boom
    (Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas)
  31. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Olongapo
    Olongapo who?
    Smack that, Olongapo!
    Smack that, Olongapo!
    (Smack That by Akon)
  32. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Inday
    Inday who?
    Inday will always love you
    (I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston)
  33. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ay Dyusko
    Ay dyusko who?
    Ay Dyusko to say I love you
    Ay dyusko to say how much I care
    (I Just Called To Say I Love You by Stevie Wonder)
  34. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Alfred
    Alfred who?
    Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly…
    (Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson)
  35. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Kabag Again
    Kabag Again who?
    Now i’m speechless, over the edge of this breathless
    I never thought that I would catch this, kabag again
    (Lovebug by Jonas Brothers)
  36. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong
    Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong who?
    Melon kangkong mais gulaman
    Maari bang mag-talong?
    (Nandito ako by Ariel Rivera)
  37. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    The Hill and Cow
    The Hill and Cow who?
    The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko
    Ikaw ang nasa isip ko
    (Dahil Ikaw by TrueFaith)
  38. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Honda
    Honda who?
    Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
    (The Twelve Days of Christmas)
  39. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Tuna Pie
    Tuna Pie who?
    Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall
    For a chance to be with you i’d rather risk it all
    Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may…
    (Through The Fire by Chaka Khan)
  40. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    China
    China who?
    China…ika’y muling makita ko
    Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo
    (Kahit isang saglit by Martin Nievera)
  41. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mighty Mouse
    Mighty Mouse who?
    Mighty mouse outside Chicago
    Can’t stop driving I don’t know why
    (Someday We’ll Know by Mandy Moore)
  42. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Brunei
    Brunei who?
    May nagmamahal, aakay sa’yo
    Aking Brunei ikaw ang nagbigay ng buhay ko
    (Iingatan ka by Carol Banawa)
  43. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    What can be?
    What can be who?
    What can be? bitiw bigla
    What can be? bitiw bigla
    Higpitan lang ang yong kapit
    (Bitiw by Sponge Cola)
  44. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Coca Cola
    Coca Cola who?
    Coca cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal
    Di ka na muling mag-iisa
    (Kung Ako na lang Sana by Bituin Escalante)
  45. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Little Manuel
    Little Manuel who?
    I’m not crazy, I’m just a little manuel, I know, right know you can’t tell
    (Unwell by Matchbox Twenty)
  46. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    I’m a friend
    I’m a friend who?
    I’m a friend to fly
    And I don’t know why?
    (Fallin’ by Robert Klein)
  47. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Thesis
    Thesis who?
    Thesis the moment, my final test
    (This is the Moment by Frank Wildhorn and Leslie Bricusse)
  48. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Joana
    Joana who?
    I Joana close my eyes
    I Joanna fall asleep
    Coz I miss you babe
    (I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing by Aerosmith)
  49. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Sinigang
    Sinigang who?
    Sinigang sandal ka lang
    At wag mong pipigilan
    (Sandalan by 6cyclemind)
  50. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Jiggly Puff Nag Evolve sa Wiggly Puff
    Jiggly Puff Nag Evolve sa Wiggly Puff wHo?
    Don’t Stop Jiggly Puff Nag Evolve sa Wiggly Puff
    Tonight on the club
    (Tick Tack by Kesha)
  51. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Dyaryo
    Dyaryo who?
    Dyaryo
    You are the reason why I Breathe
    Dyaryo
    You are the reason why I still believe…
    You are my destiny
    Dyaryo
    (Jai Ho by Pussycat Dolls)
  52. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Sa’min na
    Sa’min na who?
    Sa’min na mina eh eh
    Waka waka eh eh!!!
    (Waka Waka by Shakira)
  53. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Eyewear gone
    Eyewear gone who?
    Eyewear gone into the midnight sun
    (Faithfully by Journey)

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Umaasa kami na magustuhan ninyo ang koleksyon ng mga knock knock jokes na ito. 🙂