Jokes for Kids: 330+ Clean, Silly, & Hilarious Jokes for Kids

Make your kids laugh today using this collection of 330+ best jokes for kids.

We decided to collect and compile this ultimate list of jokes for kids to give you a more meaningful and fun time with your children. As a parent, we understand how important it is to have quality time with our kiddos.

Whether you are looking for short jokes, clean or funniest jokes for kids, we have them all organized below. So go ahead, pick some jokes, and make your kids giggle! 🙂

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“Children will not remember you for the material things you provided but for the feeling that you cherished them.” —Richard L. Evans

The Funniest Jokes for Kids

  1. Q: What has four wheels and flies?
    A: Garbage truck!
  2. Q: Why was the student’s report card wet?
    A: It was below C level!
  3. Q: What do they call cans in Mexico?
    A: Mexi-cans
  4. Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
    A: Bison
  5. Q: What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?
    A: A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.
  6. Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
    A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
  7. Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
    A: Because it was soda pressing.
  8. Q: What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?
    A: You’re too young to smoke!
  9. Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
    A: Cause they arrrrr.
  10. Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
    A: Wait at a buzz stop!
  11. Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
    A: I just love baskin’ robins.
  12. Q: How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date?
    A: Bring her flours.
  13. Q: Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit?
    A: Because it was cultured.
  14. Q: Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?
    A: He takes things personally.
  15. Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
    A: Leaf me alone!
  16. Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
    A: Never mind, it’s over your head!
  17. Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
    A: A stamp
  18. Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
    A: A monkey!
  19. Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
    A: He neverlands!
  20. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
    A: Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet.
  21. Q: Why couldn’t dracula’s wife get to sleep?
    A: Because of his coffin.
  22. Q: What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
    A: Oh Snap!
  23. Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
    A: Look grandpa, no hands!
  24. Q: What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer?
    A: The Space bar!
  25. Q: Which month do soldiers hate most?
    A: The month of March!
  26. Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
    A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
  27. Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
    A: Post Office!
  28. Q: What runs but doesn’t get anywhere?
    A: A refrigerator
  29. Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    A: Because he was out-standing in his field!
  30. Q: What kind of dog keeps the best time?
    A: A watch dog.
  31. Q: What’s easy to get into but hard to get out of?
    A: Trouble
  32. Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?
    A: A heavy discussion
  33. Q: What pet makes the loudest noise?
    A: A trum-pet!
  34. Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
    A: Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!
  35. Q: What kind of animal do you not want to play games with?
    A: A cheetah
  36. Q: Why did the chicken get a penalty?
    A: For fowl play!
  37. Q: How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
    A: Ten-tickles
  38. Q: What kind of bird sticks to sweaters?
    A: a Vel-Crow
  39. Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
    A: Microwaves
  40. Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
    A: Sue
  41. Q: What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store?
    A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
  42. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A: Frostbite
  43. Q: What word is always spelled wrong in the Dictionary?
    A: Wrong.
  44. Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
    A: You look flushed
  45. Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
    A: A soccer match
  46. Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
    A: A nervous wreck
  47. Q: Why did the barber win the race?
    A: Because he took a short cut.
  48. Q: What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand?
    A: Quattro Sinko

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Clean Jokes for Kids

  1. Q: What three candies can you find in every school?
    A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
  2. Q: What did one hat say to another?
    A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head
  3. Q: Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
    A: “Smiles”, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
  4. Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
    A: You’re pointless!
  5. Q: What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
    A: Firecrackers!
  6. Q: What kind of button won’t unbutton?
    A: A bellybutton!
  7. Q: Where do boats go when they get sick?
    A: The dock
  8. Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
    A: Swimming trunks!
  9. Q: What kind of dogs like car racing?
    A: Lap dogs
  10. Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
    A: The scientists were brainstorming!
  11. Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
    A: Hi Cliff!
  12. Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
    A: Show me the honey!
  13. Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
    A: Because it was not peeling well
  14. Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
    A: Because it had a virus!
  15. Q: Why did Roger go out with a prune?
    A: Because he couldn’t find a date!
  16. Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
    A: Spring time
  17. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
    A: Red Paint
  18. Q: What bow can’t be tied?
    A: A rainbow!
  19. Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
    A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
  20. Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
    A: In snow banks!
  21. Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
    A: Sunday, of course!
  22. Q: What do you call bears with no ears?
    A: B
  23. Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?
    A: He was a little hoarse
  24. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A: A bulldozer!
  25. Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button?
    A: You’re under a vest!
  26. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
    A: An impasta
  27. Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
    A: Because it’s pointless.
  28. Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
    A: Pencil-vania
  29. Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
    A: He wanted cold hard cash!
  30. Q: What do call cheese that isn’t yours?
    A: Nacho Cheese
  31. Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world?
    A: A broken drum, you can’t beat it!
  32. Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
    A: Because he wanted to sleep like a log!
  33. Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?
    A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
  34. Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
    A: Nothing, it was on the house!
  35. Q: Name the child’s favorite Christmas king?
    A: A stocking!
  36. Q: How long should a reindeer’s legs be?
    A: Just long enough to reach the ground!
  37. Q: What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
    A: A list of everything you want!
  38. Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
    A: Uncool!
  39. Q: What’s Santa’s favorite candy?
    A: Jolly Ranchers!
  40. Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
    A: Because people are dying to get in!
  41. Q: Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
    A: Because he was a little shellfish.
  42. Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
    A: Put a little boogie in it!
  43. Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the courtroom?
    A: Odor in the court.

Short Jokes for Kids

  1. Q: What time does a duck wake up?
    A: At the quack of dawn!
  2. Student 1: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
    Student 2: Ok
    Student 1: A white horse fell in the mud.
  3. Q: What do you call a royal pair of scissors?
    A: A cut above the rest.
  4. Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
    A: A slam duck.
  5. Q: What’s the biggest difference between Iceland and Ireland?
    A: The second letter!
  6. Teacher: Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?
    Student: It is 42, Ma’am!
    Teacher: Great! and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?
    Same student: It’s 24, Ma’am!
  7. Q: What is a duck’s favorite dance?
    A: The quack-step!
  8. Q: What did the Fisherman say to the Magician?
    A: Pick a Cod any Cod.
  9. Q: What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
    A: Lost!
  10. Q: Where do rabbits buy their clothes?
    A: At the hopping mall.
  11. Q: What can you serve but never eat?
    A: A volleyball!
  12. Q: How do snails fight?
    A: They slug it out.
  13. Q: What would Bears be without Bees?
    A: Ears
  14. Q: What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
    A: A Bagel
  15. Q: What do you call a fat psychic?
    A: A four chin teller!
  16. Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?
    A: Lemon aid!
  17. Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
    A: Cell phones.
  18. Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
    A: Hill-arious!
  19. Q: What is a cheerleader’s favorite drink?
    A: Rootbeer
  20. Q: When does Friday come before Thursday?
    A: In the dictionary
  21. Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
    A: It was two-tired!
  22. Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
    A: At the BP station!
  23. Q: How do you shoot a killer bee?
    A: With a bee-bee gun
  24. Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
    A: To a disc-o
  25. Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
    A: A taxi driver!
  26. Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
    A: A waist of time
  27. Q: What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
    A: A Bed
  28. Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
    A: Lawsuits
  29. Q: What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
    A: Comet!

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Hilarious Jokes for Kids

  1. Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
    A: They wave!
  2. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A: A gummy bear!
  3. Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
    A: To the moo-vies!
  4. Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
    A: Your head hits the ceiling!
  5. Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
    A: Because they take too long to iron!
  6. Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
    A: Take away her credit card!
  7. Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
    A: A pork chop!
  8. Q: Why did the elephant paint himself different colors?
    A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
  9. Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
    A: By the footprints in the butter!
  10. Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes?
    A: Grapes are purple.
  11. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
    A: Ground beef!
  12. Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
    A: Lean meat!
  13. Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
    A: Because you can see right through them!
  14. Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?
    A: A bald eagle!
  15. Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
    A: A walk!
  16. Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
    A: Because they use honey combs!
  17. Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
    A: Because she will let it go!
  18. Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
    A: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
  19. Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
    A: Because it had so many problems!
  20. Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
    A: Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
  21. Q: If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
    A: Pilgrims!
  22. Q: How do hens cheer for their team?
    A: They egg them on!
  23. Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
    A: To get to the second hand shop.
  24. Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
    A: To get a tweetment
  25. Q: Why is England the wettest country?
    A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
  26. Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
    A: It barked with de-light!
  27. Q: Where do Volkswagens go when they get old
    A: The Old Volks home!
  28. Q: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
    A: They kept dropping their trunks.
  29. Q: What did the red light say to the green light?
    A: Don’t look, I’m changing!
  30. Q: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
    A: I don’t know and I don’t care.
  31. Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
    A: Because they can’t break the ice.

Cheesy Jokes for Kids

  1. Q: When do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
    A: When it’s full
  2. Q: What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?
    A: A pie-thon
  3. Q: What starts with E, ends with an E and only has one letter in it?
    A: Envelope
  4. Q: Why was the leopard so bad at playing hide and seek?
    A: Because he was always spotted
  5. Q: What streets do ghosts haunt?
    A: Dead ends!
  6. Q: What do you call it when Batman skips church?
    A: Christian Bale
  7. Q: What do you say when you lose a wii game?
    A: Ouch!
  8. Q: Where do hamburgers go to dance?
    A: They go to the meat-ball
  9. Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    A: They don’t have the guts.
  10. Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
    A: Because then it would be a foot!
  11. Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
    A: A Clausterphobic
  12. Q: How does NASA organize a party?
    A: They planet
  13. Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
    A: Same middle name.
  14. Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
    A: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
  15. Q: Who walks into a restaurant, eats shoots and leaves?
    A: A Panda
  16. Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
    A: Don’t look now, but something between us smells.
  17. Q: Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?
    A: Because n always has to be the center of attention.
  18. Q: Why did the belt go to jail?
    A: Because it held up a pair of pants!
  19. Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
    A: So he could have sweet dreams.
  20. Q: Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
    A: The don’t meet the koalafications!
  21. Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue with his pizza?
    A: He ate it before it was cool!
  22. Q: What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
    A: Remorse code.
  23. Q: How do bees get to school?
    A: They take the school buzz, of course!
  24. Q: What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
    A: A milk shake!
  25. Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?
    A: Bare-foot.
  26. Q: What do you get when you put your radio in the fridge?
    A: Cool Music.
  27. Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
    A: Sneakers
  28. Q: Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
    A: Because they peel.
  29. Q: Why did the poor man sell yeast?
    A: To raise some dough.
  30. Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
    A: Because he was on a roll.
  31. Q: What’s the most musical part of a chicken?
    A: The drumstick!
  32. Q: Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
    A: Because of all the wrapping!
  33. Q: What’s white and goes up?
    A: A confused snowflake!
  34. Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
    A: Because he felt crummy.
  35. Q: Why is Santa so good at judo?
    A: Because he has a black belt!
  36. Q: How can you tell who is a fan of car racing?
    A: He thinks the last words to the star spangled banner are ‘Gentlemen, start your engines!’

Silly Jokes for Kids

  1. Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
    A: Stairs
  2. Q: Where should a 500-pound alien go?
    A: On a diet
  3. Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
    A: You look a bit flushed.
  4. Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
    A: Because it was framed.
  5. Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
    A: To go with the traffic jam!
  6. Q: What goes through towns, up and over hills, but doesn’t move?
    A: The road!
  7. Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
    A: I’ll meet you at the corner.
  8. Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
    A: Write on!
  9. Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
    A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
  10. Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
    A: Lone-Lee
  11. Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
    A: A Chimp off the old block
  12. Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
    A: A towel.
  13. Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
    A: Because they are two-tired!
  14. Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
    A: So they can fight knights!
  15. Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
    A: Someday my prints will come!
  16. Q: Why was the broom late?
    A: It over swept!
  17. Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
    A: Stick with me and we will go places!
  18. Q: What is blue and goes ding dong?
    A: An Avon lady at the North Pole!
  19. Q: Were you long in the hospital?
    A: No, I was the same size I am now!
  20. Q: What part of the car is the laziest?
    A: The wheels, because they are always tired!
  21. Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
    A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
  22. Q: What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?
    A: Keep your shirt on!
  23. Q: What’s the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
    A: Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
  24. Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
    A: I think I’m coming down with something!
  25. Q: Why was the belt arrested?
    A: Because it held up some pants!
  26. Q: Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
    A: They had just finished a March of 31 days.
  27. Q: Which hand is it better to write with?
    A: Neither, it’s best to write with a pen!
  28. Q: What makes the calendar seem so popular?
    A: Because it has a lot of dates!
  29. Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
    A: He wanted to find Pluto!
  30. Q: What is it that even the most careful person overlooks?
    A: Her nose!
  31. Q: What is green and has yellow wheels?
    A: Grass… I lied about the wheels!
  32. Q: Did you hear about the robbery last night?
    A: Two clothes pins held up a pair of pants!
  33. Q: Why do you go to bed every night?
    A: Because the bed won’t come to you!
  34. Q: Why did Billy go out with a prune?
    A: Because he couldn’t find a date!
  35. Q: Why do Eskimos do their laundry in Tide?
    A: Because it’s too cold out-tide!
  36. Q: How do you cure a headache?
    A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
  37. Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
    A: A Minnie van!
  38. Q: Why don’t traffic lights ever go swimming?
    A: Because they take too long to change!
  39. Q: Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?
    A: He wanted to make a clean get away!

Corny Jokes for Kids

  1. Q: What did the man say to the wall?
    A: One more crack like that and I’ll plaster ya!
  2. Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
    A: It let out a little wine!
  3. Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
    A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
  4. Q: What did the penny say to the other penny?
    A: We make perfect cents.
  5. Q: How do you find a Princess?
    A: You follow the foot Prince.
  6. Q: What’s brown and sticky?
    A: A stick.
  7. Q: What’s a foot long and slippery?
    A: A slipper
  8. Q: What’s red and moves up and down?
    A: A tomato in an elevator!
  9. Q: What did the fashion police officer say to his sweater?
    A: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
  10. Q: What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
    A: A Cat-astrophe
  11. Q: Why did the frog take the bus to work?
    A: His car got toad.
  12. Q: Where do cows hang their paintings?
    A: In the mooo-seum.
  13. Q: What do you call the sound a dog makes when it’s choking on a piece of its owner’s jewelry?
    A: A diamond in the ruff.
  14. Q: What do you call the heavy breathing someone makes while trying to hold a yoga pose?
    A: Yoga pants.
  15. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
    A: Because he had no-body to go with.
  16. Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
    A: Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!
  17. Q: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
    A: UCLA
  18. Q: Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?
    A: Mini-soda
  19. Q: Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
    A: All of the fans left
  20. Q: What did the duck say to the bartender?
    A: Put it on my bill
  21. Q. How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
    A. One! After that it’s not empty!
  22. Q. Did you hear they’re changing the flooring in daycare centers?
    A. They’re calling it infant-tile!
  23. Q: How does a squid go into battle?
    A: Well Armed
  24. Q: What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
    A: Reality
  25. Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?
    A: Because his friend said dinner is on me.
  26. Q: What did the Time Traveler do when he was still hungry after his last bite?
    A: He went back four seconds.
  27. Q: What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?
    A: A loose Canon.
  28. Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
    A: An umbrella!
  29. Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
    A: A private tutor
  30. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    A: An Investigator
  31. Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
    A: They take the psycho path.
  32. Q: Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
    A: Because it’s a little meteor

Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

  1. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Honey bee.
    Honey bee who?
    Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
  2. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Frank who?
    Frank you for being my friend!
  3. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    A titch!
    A titch who?
    Bless you!
  4. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wooden shoe.
    Wooden shoe who?
    Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
  5. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Boo who?
    Why are you crying?
  6. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Atch who?
    Bless you!
  7. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Harry who?
    Harry up and answer the door!
  8. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cash who?
    No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one!
  9. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Canoe who?
    Canoe come out and play with me?
  10. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Big interrupting cow.
    Big interrupting cow who?
  11. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  12. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    I am.
    I am who?
    You don’t know who you are?
  13. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ice cream.
    Ice cream who?
    Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
  14. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Tyrone who?
    Tyrone shoelaces!
  15. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Doctor who?
    You’ve seen that TV show?
  16. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Yah who?
    No, I prefer Google.
  17. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Radio who?
    Radio (ready or) not here I come!
  18. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ima who?
    Ima gonna tickle you
  19. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Nana who?
    Nana your business!
  20. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Leaf who?
    Leaf me alone!
  21. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Amy who?
    Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
  22. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Olive who?
    Olive right next door to you.
  23. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Justin who?
    Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over!
  24. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Alpaca who?
    Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
  25. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Amarillo who?
    Amarillo nice guy!
  26. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome!
  27. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cargo who?
    Car go beep beep. Vroom, vroom!
  28. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ada who?
    Ada burger for lunch!
  29. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Isabel who?
    Isabel working? I had to knock!
  30. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Will who?
    Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
  31. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Dishes who?
    Dishes the police! Open up!
  32. Will you remember me in a year?
    Will you remember me in a month?
    Will you remember me in a week?
    Will you remember me in a day?
    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    See, you forgot me already!
  33. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ken who?
    Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?
  34. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Bless who?
    I didn’t sneeze!
  35. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    A broken pencil.
    A broken pencil, who.
    Oh never mind. This joke is pointless.
  36. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Water who?
    Water you doing?
  37. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abby who?
    Abby birthday to you!
  38. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Dewey who?
    Dewey have to go to school today?
  39. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Teddy who?
    Teddy (today) is Monday!
  40. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    I love.
    I love who?
    You forgot who you love?
  41. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Al who?
    Al (I’ll) give you a kiss because I love you!
  42. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Bertha who?
    Bertha-day greetings!
  43. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Don Juan.
    Don Juan who?
    Don Juan to go to school!
  44. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Eyesore who?
    Eyesore (I sure) do love you!
  45. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Watson who?
    Watson TV tonight?
  46. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    To who?
    No, it is to whom.
  47. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Justin who?
    Justin time for school!
  48. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Rabbit who?
    Rabbit carefully, it’s a present.
  49. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    I love.
    I love who?
    I don’t know, why don’t you tell me!
  50. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Butter who?
    I butter not tell you.
  51. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Luke who?
    Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
  52. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Icon who?
    Icon tell more knock-knock jokes than you can.
  53. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Owls say.
    Owls say who?
    Yes, they do.
  54. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abe who?
    Abe C D E F G H I J K…
  55. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Nobel who?
    No bell, that’s why I knocked!
  56. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad to see me?
  57. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ah chu.
    Ah chu who?
    Bless you!
  58. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Turnip who?
    Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
  59. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mikey who?
    Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
  60. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Kiwi who?
    Kiwi go to the store?
  61. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wayne who?
    Wayne drops are falling on my head…
  62. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Figs who?
    Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
  63. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Goliath who?
    Goliath down, you look-eth tired!
  64. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Goat who?
    Goat to the door and find out.
  65. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Gorilla who?
    Gorilla me a cheese sandwich!
  66. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Howard who?
    Howard I know?
  67. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to answer the door?
  68. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Robin who?
    Robin you! Now give me all your money!!!
  69. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Broccoli who?
    Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
  70. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Who who?
    Is there an owl in here?
  71. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Beets who?
    Beets me!
  72. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cow Says!
    Cow Says who?
    No silly, cow says ‘moo’ not who!
  73. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Beef who?
    Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!
  74. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wooden shoe.
    Wooden shoe who?
    Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
  75. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Amish who?
    Really? You don’t look like a shoe!
  76. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Honey bee.
    Honey bee who?
    Honey bee a dear and get me some water.

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